THE DEPARTMENT OF BEING A PERSON · NO. 008

You're
allowed.

The Department of Being a Person is open. Pick your current mood. Get an official ruling on one small, very human thing.

01 / Pick your current mood

✳ No paperwork, explanations, or productivity required.

PERMISSION OFFICE

The internal bureau · form 008-B

NO. — / 26

Today's ruling

Tap below. We were probably going to say yes.

No hearing required. We're taking your word for it.

Valid through
midnight

APPROVED
BY THE OFFICE

Pass your permission slip on.
Someone else might need it, too.

You'reallowed.